HQ Upgrades

Feb 6, 2011
Now backed by venture capitalists, we splurged on a new entrance and economy car

A small team of tunneling experts—yes, the ones who brought you the Chunnel—are busy connecting Rally Farm Supply and Lingerie with CU's warren.

In the meantime, the board of directors has dispatched me to Sarasota to find No.2 pencils, which strikes me as a ploy to get me out of the office for a while.

Oh well. I'm enjoying it. Hot tubbing to start the day, wine to polish it off. Wonder if someone will buy Dave a new bike, preferably one that doesn't make him think he's one of the SuperFrenz. I'm tired of stopping at phone booths.