Flagstaff Frenzy

Because your cousin Jethro's blog is down

Classifieds

  • For Sale: Spare Tire.

    Former cyclist recently discovered he's fat. Months of liposuction are not helping. Must now pay for said suction. $10 OBO.

  • Lost: Advice Columnist.

    Dear Dave fans bereft of moral compass. Dissatisfied with "hiking the Appalachian Trail" yarn. Have concerns about lavish expenditures.

  • Wanted: XL Razor Scooter.

    Twizzler-armed code monkey needs beefed-up ride. Hallways at work like the autobahn. Motorized "scooters" preferred. Tweet @chowdahead.

  • For Sale: Knighthood.

    Frenzy ultra runner looking to shed weight. Can't bear the burden of "Sir" title. Call Sir Brian Kent.

  • Help Wanted: Intervention Expert.

    Riding partner has lost all common sense. Rode Flag in sub-zero temps. Claims the three falls "enriched his life." Hitting Vegas with Charlie Sheen this weekend. Please help.

  • Lost: Bad-natured Trash Talk.

    Last seen wearing speedo. Abnormally furry. Responds to "Dave" or "Peaches".

  • Found: Soul.

    May belong to cycling blog. Amateur bondo work concealed by duct tape. Would pass inspection in FL. Call Mephisto.

  • Wanted: Executive Assistant.

    Seeking someone who can xmas shop. Impeccable taste a must. Knowledge of Dollar Store and Savers a plus. Contact HQ.

  • Wanted: Over-Ambitious Route Scout.

    Cycling blog running out of crazy routes to ride. Must lack ability to gauge distances and elevations. Contact Frenzy HQ.

  • For Rent: Almost New Bike Shorts".

    Seller quit cycling. Strange rash. For more info ssh into "spot", finger "baileysm", and find the "plan".

  • Wanted: Cyclists Who Bathe.

    Showering will do. Willing to overlook all other foibles. Tired of odorous regulars. Contact the mule deer of Flagstaff Mountain.

  • For Sale: Gently Used Blog.

    Working condition. Shiftless "contributors" can be deleted. Owner motivated to sell. Free/OBO. Call Steve.