Sunshine Canyon Flagstaff Ride Report

Sep 2, 2008

Here's Dave's report:

Like fair wingéd Mercury, Steve Bailey chased
My vanishing shadow up Mapleton Place.
"Toward Sunshine!" he cried, "Underwood's there!"
"I'll render him pulp as the fox does the hare!"

Through turn after turn he tore like a fright.
His lungs burned, his legs jelled, but no geezer in sight.
For I, like the fox, chose Flagstaff instead,
And let foolish young Bailey just race in his head.

Like Amy Winehouse says, you know I'm no good. I am indeed no good, as I stood Dave up.

Sorry, bud, but the only thing chasing you was your Walter Mitty imagination.